6th
Dear Leader
I realize I just compared Barack Obama to Big Brother in the last post I made. I am regretful for this, because something happened yesterday that reminded me of who the real Big Brother was.
Yesterday, North Korea launched what appeared to be a nuclear missile. This showed up on the Internet as soon as it happened and many of us were afraid for whoever they were trying to destroy. It landed in the ocean and didn’t harm anybody. Even though the North Korean government claimed it was for a satellite or something, we all know that’s bullcrap. What they were really doing was testing their nuclear missile technology to see whether they could successfully hurt a country or not. This was a very irresponsible and provocative act which President Obama called out the same day, declaring his wishes for nuclear warfare to be nonexistent someday.
Kim Jong-il is the leader of North Korea. Although it’s not in his title and his people will claim that it’s not true, he is absolutely a dictator. And a bad one. You think Bush was bad? Kim Jong-il is probably the worst man alive today. He’s the main perpetuator of lies, warfare, and extreme punishment throughout Korea.
Kim Jong-il was born on February 16, 1941, in the former Soviet Union. At least, that’s the real story. Official biographies which were obviously swayed by the N. Korean government claimed he was born in 1942, in Baedku Mountain in Japanese North Korea. Obviously this makes him look more politically righteous, so they spread this lie throughout the country. These same biographers claim that a swallow foretold his birth and that when he was born, a double-rainbow appeared in the sky and a new star was added to the heavens. That’s an outrageous claim, but to the North Korean people, it’s as good as true. Why? Because they have to worship him their whole lives. They have to refer to him only as “Dear Leader”, and they throw huge festivals to him all the time. They constantly sing a song known as “No Motherland Without You”, a song made specifically for him. His birthday is an important holiday in the country, and his recent 60th birthday (61st in real life) had plenty of huge celebrations sponsered by the government. The people are always going to claim they do this because he’s their hero, but it’s actually because they’re scared to death of him.
He’s known to be a crazy, emotional, and eccentric man. That doesn’t surprise me at all. He never broadcasts himself to the nation like our President does. He has the government officials do it for him. He has a serious problem with nuclear warfare too. He signed an agreement with America to not use any nuclear weapons, but we all know that didn’t work out. He’s always breaking his promises and spreading lies.
Well North Korean state media says he’s an avid golfer, and that he makes about 3 or 4 holes-in-one per round. Right. One time in 1978, Kim ordered a South Korean actress and her director husband to be kidnapped. He kept them in captivity in North Korea while forcing them to make dozens of propoganda movies so he could advance North Korea’s film industry. Rumors are going around that he’s seriously ill, or even dead right now. Based on the few times he ever appears in public, that wouldn’t surprise me one bit if it were true.
Everybody who doubts Obama’s leadership abilities and his plans for this country— remember who the real enemies are.
-Derek
